That time of year again. I had bitch-boy kneel down, naked on the floor while I sat at the PC to order some Christmas presents for him. I don’t give him surprises at Christmas because then he would miss out on all the pre-Christmas thinking time – about the delightful presents he will be getting. Six weeks to fret and dread.
The first present was the mixed pack of interdental brushes. Just look at the diameter of the biggest! He begged me not to place that order.
Next some pink baby’s rattles for him to use. Next a Disney Princess game he will be able to play with his dolly while I sit relaxing and making nasty comments, insisting he converses with dolly. Finally for this present buying session, a baby doll without panties and with short, puff sleeves that he will be wearing as a party dress. So very short!
How I love Christmas!