So spring is here in the UK which is wonderful for so many reasons although some of my reasons are rather niche! Two are:
Stinging Nettles! I am afraid bitch-boy hates them as much as Governess Lexi and I love them. Governess Lexi just adores making his little clitty really hard, (the Cialis and his denial periods help here) and then using the pouch and then squeezing all around the leaf filled pouch while bitch-boy squeals and pleads and squeals and pleads. And the stinging of the nettles at their pre-flowering stage lasts 3 or 4 hours after the pouch is removed.
Then there is Rotary Clothes Line Duty. bitch-boy will be at that for an hour or two while I ‘play’ with my girlfriend in the conservatory, just occasionally looking up at his blind, pointless, shuffling in an endless repeated circle.